shart tales

So when I last had the stomach flu I discovered I lost some sense of bowel control. My stomach was wrecked and I had a lot of gas. From that gas I obviously had to fart but to my horror everytime I "farted" I ended up sharting in my pants. I swear one of those sick days I had to change my pants three times. I ended up three sharts to the wind and bunch of shitty pants! And I'm a grown woman!!